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Archive for September 17th, 2006

Funny Sayings – Funny T-Shirt Sayings And Funny Slogans for T-Shirts

Posted by quotes on September 17, 2006

Funny Sayings – Funny T-Shirt Sayings And Funny Slogans for T-Shirts

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off

Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand

There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People

I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do

I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works

I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One

These Are My Dress Clothes

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed

Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer

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Funny Sayings – Funny T-Shirt Sayings And Funny T-Shirt Slogans

Posted by quotes on September 17, 2006

Funny Sayings – Funny T-Shirt Sayings And Funny T-Shirt Slogans

According To My Wife I’m Very Happy

If You Try To Fail And Succeed Which Have You Done

Take My Advice I Don’t Use It Anyway

Jenius

Rock Is Dead Long Live Paper And Scissors

I Can Only Compensate So Much For Others People’s Stupidity

Senior Citzen Now Give Me My Discount

I Don’t Suffer From Insanity I Enjoy Every Minute Of It

And Your Point Is

It Wasn’t Me

I Have No Professional Training

I’m Not A Complete Idiot Several Parts Are Missing

Objects In T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear

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Sayings – Insults – T-Shirt Sayings And Funny Insults

Posted by quotes on September 17, 2006

Sayings – Insults – T-Shirt Sayings And Funny Insults

Learn From Your Parents Mistakes Use Birth Control!

Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid You Are Abusing Your Privileges

Your Proctologist Called… They Found Your Head

I’m Busy, You’re Ugly Have A Nice Day

If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave

You May Be The Next Stop On My Statewide Slapping Spree

So, When Is The Wizard Getting Back To You With A Brain

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