Funny Sayings – Funny T-Shirt Sayings And Funny Slogans for T-Shirts

Posted by quotes on September 17, 2006

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off

Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand

There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People

I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do

I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works

I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One

These Are My Dress Clothes

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed

Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer

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10 Responses to “Funny Sayings – Funny T-Shirt Sayings And Funny Slogans for T-Shirts”

realityphilosophy said

September 19, 2006 at 1:58 am
Don’t Vote! It only encourages them to run.
Ben Nicholls said

September 19, 2006 at 4:42 am
80% of these are already shirts.

40% of these are stolen from prominent comdeians.

Thanks for sharing?
yatinkumbhare said

September 19, 2006 at 4:53 am
hey! that’s a cool T-shirt sayings, but i think there is quite room for adding some more sayings.

Nice stuff l like that.
Solo said

September 19, 2006 at 5:21 am
Oooh, if I had those printed up, I’d have two weeks worth of tops!
However, I supposedly already have child issues – ie. in my mid 30’s, I should be so over this sort of thing… apparently… Tsk
A funny read, thank you!

-Solo xxXxx
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Tomas said

January 21, 2007 at 11:47 am
Thank you for the thought awakening sayings.
While reading, I fit them to myself and that challenges. You wrote:
“Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer”
Does my blog offer though something more?

I would greatly appreciate your visit to my blog on http://captains-bridge.blogspot.com/
Tomas said

January 21, 2007 at 11:54 am
Thank you for the mind awakening sayings. While reading, I try to fit them myself and that doubles the challenge. Does my blog gift other anything more?
It would be good to write at least a good sarcasm.

I would greatly appreciate your visit to my blog
http://captains-bridge.blogspot.com/
Let’s have talk
Tomas said

February 28, 2008 at 10:10 am
There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People …
Art Museums are open. Why did you title what already exist with the “should be”?
Funny T-Shirts said

March 15, 2009 at 8:58 am
My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off
some funny comments lol
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