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Famous Sayings – Ronald Reagan

Posted by quotes on January 16, 2007

Famous Sayings

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
– Ronald Reagan

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
– Ronald Reagan

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More Heroes Quotes and Heroes Quotes

Update: here are a few Heroes Quotes from the TV show.

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Proverbs – English Proverbs – Love Sayings

Posted by quotes on January 8, 2007

Proverbs – English Proverbs – Love Sayings

Whom we love best, to them we can say least.

- English proverb

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Inspiration Sayings

Posted by personalpolitics on December 24, 2006

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
–Sir John Lubbock 1834-1913, British Statesman, Banker, Naturalist

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Funny Sayings – NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions

Posted by quotes on October 21, 2006

Funny Sayings – NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!

1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

2. TERDBIRD : A Sea Gull manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.

6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on.

7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

8. SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

10. SWIPEOUT : An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

11. Charmin SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free TP from one’s workplace.

12. IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example – Michael Jackson, another…

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

14. SEAGULL SPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

15. 404 : Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message “404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested site could not be located.

16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).

18. WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.

19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

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