Posted by quotes on January 11, 2009
The Importance of Correct Punctuation
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you
admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for
other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever
when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be
yours?
Gloria
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.
Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For
other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever.
When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me
be?
Yours,
Gloria
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Posted by quotes on December 18, 2008
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Posted by quotes on October 24, 2008
Sayings – Worrying
Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do, but in the end you never get anywhere.
- Dorothy Galyean
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Posted by quotes on July 31, 2008
You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
- Rita Mae Brown
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