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November 14, 2007

Sayings - Famous Sayings - Funny Sayings - Insane

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His comment when committed to an insane asylum.

They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.

Nathaniel Lee 17th century playwright

 

November 9, 2007

Sayings - Famous Sayings - Funny Sayings - Idealistic

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Lucy: I’m very idealistic. I want to make the world a better place for me to
live in.

Charles Schulz - Peanuts

 

November 8, 2007

Sayings - Famous Sayings - Funny Sayings - Law

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The proof of this law is too boring for words.

Gilbert Strang Linear - Algebra and its Applications, pp26

 

November 7, 2007

Sayings - Famous Sayings - Funny Sayings - Sex

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If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

November 6, 2007

Sayings - Famous Sayings - Funny Sayings - Chinese

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No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately
one billion Chinese couldn’t care less.

Lazlo’s Chinese Relativity Axiom 

 

November 5, 2007

Sayings - Famous Sayings - Funny Sayings - Diplomacy

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Diplomacy: The art of letting someone have your way.

Author Unknown

 

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