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Posted by personalpolitics on January 25, 2007

Definitions

CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give
the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will
`remove’ all the germs.

ECNALUBMA (ek na lub’ ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in
the rearview mirror.

EIFFELITES (eye’ ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at
the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.

ELBONICS (el bon’ iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one
armrest in a movie theater.

ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay’ shun) n. The mistaken notion that the
more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto
the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally
decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling the “open
here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
`illegal’ side.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

PETONIC (peh ton’ ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front
of a household pet.

PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and
forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup’ kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of always letting
the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re
only six inches away.

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One Response to “Definitions”

  1. how about this one :
    “I love being a superstar because you get to go across seas to places like Canada.”

    britany spears
    SAY WHAT?!

    hi my name is emily and i have a blog, emilyishere.wordpress.com. this is going to sound really stupid and begging but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go to my blog and COMMENT. if you don’t comment, i won’t know that you’ve been on my blog so i can be grateful and respect you. 🙂

    my blog has clubpenguin cheats, neopets cheats, preteen girl cheats (haha lol but it does have advice for preteen girls) and some other junk thrown in.

    it’s dedicated to all those struggling fifth-grade-through-thirteen-year-old girls out there.

    keep it real.

    PLESE COMMET ON MY BLOG!

    love the blog, by the way, sayings.wordpress.com!

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