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Funny Sayings – Funny Jokes

Posted by quotes on February 25, 2007

Funny Sayings – Funny Jokes

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
– Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

More Henny Youngman Quotes

The course of true golf never did run smooth.
– Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
– Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it’s ready.
– Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

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