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Sayings – Laughter

Posted by quotes on October 2, 2008

Famous Sayings – Charles Shultz

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
— Charles Shultz

2 Responses to “Sayings – Laughter”

  1. DANiELLA said

    i GOT LOTS OF THEM:
    1. iM YOUR HOMEWORK DO ME ON YOUR DESK
    2. 2 GAY ROBBERS BROKE iN LAST NiGHT, ALL THEY DiD WAS REARRANGE THE FURNiTURE!
    3. 3 GUYS WALKED iNTO A BAR, DONT YOU THiNK THE 3RD ONE WOULD HAVE DUCKED!
    4. FOR SALE : PARACHUT , NOT OPENED , USED ONCE AND A SAMLL STAIN!

  2. DANiELLA said

    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE:
    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
    2. All idiot after reading the first truth will try it.
    3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
    4. You now feel stupid and have a stupid smile on your face.
    5. you will soon go tell another idiot about this.
    6. You still have a stupid smile on your face.

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