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The Importance of Correct Punctuation

Posted by quotes on January 11, 2009

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you
admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for
other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever
when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be
yours?
Gloria

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.
Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For
other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever.
When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me
be?
Yours,
Gloria

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Famous Holiday Quote

Posted by quotes on December 18, 2008

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
– Victor Borge

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Sayings – Worrying – Famous Sayings

Posted by quotes on October 24, 2008

Sayings – Worrying

Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do, but in the end you never get anywhere.

– Dorothy Galyean

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Famous Sayings – Rude

Posted by quotes on July 31, 2008

You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
– Rita Mae Brown

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