A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.
- Peter Sellers
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers