Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
- Unknown
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
- Unknown
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
- Unknown
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Unknown
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
- Unknown
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Unknown
I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.
- Peter Sellers
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
- Unknown
The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’
- Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers
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beverly said
funny…hahahah
hahaha…
tnx 4 sharing….
Maddie said
IF “PRO” IS IN PROGRESS AND”COM IS IN CONGRESS, DOES THAT MEAN CONGRESS IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS…..
susan said
True friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. =)
Callie said
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
Tasia said
i have the body of a god,to bad it is budda
Andrew said
Oh Henry took Sweet Marie behind the candy shop, stuck his Big Turk in her Cherry Blossom And made little Turtles
chelsea li said
ur ugly and u noe it, so u call others ugly, only hoping that God would make them that way
Patty said
In lfe why do we have to squuze lemons, to make lemonade. but, they are forgetting the surgar to make it sweet.
Madison said
wow who ever made these up are funny?:P
gail lukens said
Where did the saying ” its raining cats and dogs ” come from?
David Sammut said
To check how strong a person is, just tell him that what ever he carries he takes.
Puri Sahib said
I simply loved “The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’”
Pukey said
Youre yall Funy
Manish Kapoor said
Here are few of my favorite
Funny Sayings
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’
Alix "Ao-One" Overton said
lifes a bitch then you marrie one, you meet her sisters, then you have kids with her.
(i took time to put grammer in this so u better enjoy it)
Dark said
here are a few good ones
. The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
Ummm said
Ok, Whoever asked “who made up its raining cats and dogs outside” it is and Idiom.A long time ago, the roofs were made of straw and mud. Cats and dogs would go on the roofs for warmth. when it rained, the mud and straw fell, so it wasnt sturdy, and the cats and dogs fell through.
sheela said
never regret things that happen to your life,no matter how bad it is..because everything has a reason,maybe you do a lot of mistakes but that’s only a part of being a real person..
richshel21 said
never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours..
maca-vivi said
this is funny hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha (i fell off the chair)
smallfry said
early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live
Universe said
Just remeber folks life is like a box of chocolates… you leave it out in the sun to long it melts and your lifes over
and eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet enginges
Samantha said
I tried 2 C things UR point of view, But sadly, I couldn’t get my head that far up my @ss…
Samantha said
I’m Busy… UR Ugly… Have a Nice day!
Samantha said
DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE
Samantha said
If you can’t go by the book – Rewrite it!
Samantha said
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
brittany said
there is always room for love…you just have to move a few things around
d king said
man who lives in glass house should clothes in basement.
d king said
man who walks realy fast through turn stile in airport is going to bangcock.
d king said
man who works in front of car gets tired,man who works behined car gets exhusted.
d king said
man who goes to cat durning day, sleeps in dog house at night.
Rainveill said
If one synchronize swimmer drowns, does the other have to drown too?
Rainveill said
The more the maniest!
Guna the lazy boy said
LISTEN & SILENT are the two words with the same alphabets, Only a dear one can listen u when u r silent………………..