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Posted by quotes on May 6, 2009
On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other!
– Forest Houtenschil
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
– Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
– Peter De Vries
All I am or can be I owe to my angel Mother.
– Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
– Jewish Proverb
Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
– Lin Yutang, Chinese writer
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
– Mildred B. Vermont
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
– Honore de Balzac, author
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce
The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.
– Henry Ward Beecher, US Congressional clergyman
Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?
– Nancy Thayer, author
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
– Unknown
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh, author
Source: Mother’s Day Quotes
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Posted by quotes on March 17, 2009
Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...
Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again!
- Unknown
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow,
and may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
--Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again
--An Irish Blessing
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Posted by quotes on February 14, 2009
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Posted by quotes on November 22, 2008
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
– Irv Kupcinet
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