Funny Sayings

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
– Buster Keaton

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
– Unknown

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
– Unknown

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
– Peter Ustinov

Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
– Unknown

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
– Unknown

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
– Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
– Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
– Unknown

I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.
– Peter Sellers

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
– Unknown

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’
– Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers