Happy Mother’s Day

Mom’s Commandments

I. Shut the door.
II. Finish your chores.
III. Make your bed.
IV. Leave unkind words unsaid.
V. Pick up your mess.
VI. Be neat in your dress.
VII. Thou shalt not tease.
VIII. Wash your hands please.
IX. Love one another.
X. Especially your Mother.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mother’s Day Recipes

Mother’s Day Sayings

Mother’s Day Quotes

On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other!
– Forest Houtenschil

I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
– Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
– Peter De Vries

All I am or can be I owe to my angel Mother.
– Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
– Jewish Proverb

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
– Lin Yutang, Chinese writer

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
– Mildred B. Vermont

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
– Honore de Balzac, author

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce

The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.
– Henry Ward Beecher, US Congressional clergyman

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?
– Nancy Thayer, author

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
– Unknown

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh, author

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Source: Mother’s Day Quotes

DEAR MOM,

DEAR MOM, You made me go to Sunday School;
You insisted that I get a college degree;
You made me go to sleep by 10 PM when I was an adolescent;
You made me come inside when it got dark;
You told me not to play with matches;
You corrected my grammar;
You made me wash my hands;
You made me eat my vegetables;
You made me walk my dog;
You wouldn’t let me cross the big avenue until I was ten years old;
You made me use a handkerchief instead of using my sleeve;
You told me to do my homework;
You made me stand up straight, and take my hands out of my pockets;
You made me look it up in the dictionary;
You wouldn’t let me have dessert before dinner;
You made me pay for Mrs. Larson’s window;
You made me clean my room;
You made me put my money in the bank;
You made me mow the lawn;
You made me shovel the snow off the sidewalk;
You wouldn’t let me watch too much TV;
You made me turn down my music;
You made me wear a bicycle helmet;
You wouldn’t let me get a motorcycle;
You made me get a haircut;
You said that I couldn’t have snakes;
You wouldn’t let me spit, or pick my nose;
You slapped me on the rump just because the principal called;
You wouldn’t let me smoke grass or drink booze;
You wouldn’t let me play with firecrackers; …

Come to think of it, you sure weren’t any fun..:) …

But I thank you for it today.

For I am who I am because of you!

THANKS MOM!!
– Unknown Source

Mother’s Day Quotes